"You just wait until you have children. I hope they're just like you!"

...or roommates.

Dear Mom,

I'm sorry about all of those times I would come into the kitchen and put my dishes into the sink instead of the dishwasher. You're right, it IS just as easy.

Dear roommates,

Please stop making me realize how much more I am like my mom than I'm ready or willing to admit just yet.

Love,
Murphy