ShamWOW!

On new years eve I watched an ad for the ShamWow. I have to admit, I became infatuated with the idea of it. So, my roommate and I just ordered 8, and a mop! I'm currently listening to her talk to an automated voice trying to sell us more things, like the Slap Chop! No thank you. She's a tiny little thing, but hearing her yell "NO!" at my phone is a great entertainment moment. Really, I just want the ShamWow, please.

On another note, I'm so tired of going on first dates it's not even funny. My latest fella told me last night "I'm not shallow, but last week I went on a date with this girl who was OBESE". Really, pal? Sounds like you're pretty shallow to me. So, at 11:30 when I finally ended the date (at a karaoke drag bar, where he talked about all his gay friends the whole time... I felt like it was that 'i can't be racist, i have black friends' sort of discussion) he got MAD and pouted. He wouldn't talk to me for a few minutes, and then, finally said "I can't believe you're ending the date this early". DUDE?! This was a 4 hour first date!! Get off my nuts, already.

I think I'll just stay single.